Bad Burrito Dreams

Dude, I think I ate bad burrito last night.

A bad burrito?

Yeah. It had like beans and chilis and I don't know what all else. Tasted ok but I had the weirdest dream afterward?

Like Brittney Spears?

No, I was like in Moscow and there were lots of people screaming I couldn't understand a word they were saying.

Scary.

Yeah, dude, but then there was this rock group from Finland called the Leningrad Cowboys, but they didn't look like no cowboys I had ever seen. And they had this backup group.

You mean like Mariah Carey?

No, dude, more like the The Red Army Choir. And then they started, like singing.

In Russian or Finnish?

Neither, dude, it was in English.

And what were they singing?

Lynyrd Skynyrd. Yeah, these Finnish cowboys and the Red Army Choir were singing "Sweet Home Alabama".

Dude, that was one seriously bad burrito.

Thanks to To the Point.