Sponge Bob will soon have a new home

Donald Trump is building new home for Sponge Bob Square Pants it for him in the Middle East

911 Calls

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
     Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are
     only two minutes apart
     Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
     Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

     And the winner is..........
     Dispatcher: 9-1-1
     Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all
     out of breath. Darn.... I think I'm going to pass out.
     Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
     Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
     Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you
     an asthmatic?
     Caller: No
     Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started
     having trouble breathing?
     Caller: Running from the Police

Parrot Sketch

It's not pining, it's passed on. This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.

OK I admit it. It makes me laugh.

For the time being, Monty Python's Flying Circus - All the Words The complete unexpurgated scripts of the original TV series (except for the animation bits)In glorious colour-coded HTML format is available on-line. Get it while you can.

Million Monkeys Theory

"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."

Robert Wilensky

The Good Wife's Guide

WHATEVER!!  Things have changed .....

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The Shining: a fun family movie?

http://www.ps260.com/molly/SHINING%20FINAL.mov
This "trailer" for the shining seems to miss the whole point.