Marriage Offer

Oh wise and dangerous oracle of the bizarre tastes:

So how much should I offer my neighbor for his daughter's hand in marriage?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

Well, the health benefits plan we have here at the temple pays 85% of
pre-tax monthly income for accidental dismemberment. Pirates would pay
600 pieces-of-eight for the loss of the use of a pirate's right arm,
which is about $7350 in US dollars.

If I were you, I'd marry the whole girl: she's a hottie, especially
with both hands.

You owe the Oracle a pair of mittens.