911 Calls

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
     Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are
     only two minutes apart
     Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
     Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

     And the winner is..........
     Dispatcher: 9-1-1
     Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all
     out of breath. Darn.... I think I'm going to pass out.
     Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
     Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
     Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you
     an asthmatic?
     Caller: No
     Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started
     having trouble breathing?
     Caller: Running from the Police