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While continuing to provide for his family as a computer programmer, Matt has been studying marriage and relationships for many years. He is the author of the soon to be released book: Ferocious Flirting: Making Marriage Wonderful. He is also available for speaking to groups on keeping the romance going in marriage. Feel free to email me with comments, questions or suggestions.



Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Programming Humor

 
Java Programmers don't hunt elephants at all, they will import the
java.animal.large.wrinkled.Grey class and extend it to their own class called MyElephant.
Then whenever the need arises to hunt  an elephant the will instantiate one,
show everyone, then send it back to the (dung)heap.